One time he danced right into the pool.’ --Lily, 7 years old‘I don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the...barbecue and they taste disgusting.’ --Ethan, 7 years old‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’ --Shirley, 7 years oldAND THE BEST RESPONSE‘My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any. ..These are compliments of Paul H.An older man was speeding down the road at 80 mph when he looked in his rearview mirror and saw a Texas Highway Patrol car coming with its lights flashing and siren blaring. Thinking he could outrun the trooper, the man speeded up to 100 mph. Suddenly, he realized his foolishness and pulled over to the side of the road and stopped.The trooper pulled up, walked up to the car and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes and it’s Friday. If you can give me a reason. More

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