The onlyproblem was that cheese affects me the way beans affect some otherpeople, and within an hour or so I was farting like mad. It got to smellso b...d in the family room that we had to open the windows and both Dadand I were laughing our heads off at each massive wet fart that I rippedoff. Finally, after about an hour of farting I felt the pressurebeginning to build up and I went into the bathroom and had a huge bowelmovement. When I came back to the family room I felt, well, kind of emptyand. "Dammit, woman, getcher filthy paws offa my Muppets curtains!" I threw open the hall doorway, propelled her through it, and hurled her backpack, shitkicker boots, leather pants and motorcycle jacket in the general direction of her retreating ass.I guess that just wasn't destined to work out, but at least I had a good story to tell my buddies on the train to work. ================================================================== James Jingleheimer, who sent this letter on, saw a nickle. More

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